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Poster: Jobygoob Date: Mar 10, 2010 5:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Top Ten

are you suggesting that the fringe lunatics (hehe) of this forum are going to agree on a top 10 of things that need to be fixed in America?

sounds like fun

1) put an 8 year old in the presidents office (jk)

2) elimination of arbitrary bandwidth cap on so-called "unlimited" internet service provider subscriptions

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Poster: TOOTMO Date: Mar 10, 2010 6:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

"1) put an 8 year old in the presidents office (jk)

2) elimination of arbitrary bandwidth cap on so-called "unlimited" internet service provider subscriptions"


3) I think the little tab on the sticker on the fruit from Chile ought to be bigger---sometimes it takes so long to get that sucker off that I just eat it.


TOOTMO

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Poster: deadpolitics Date: Mar 10, 2010 7:52am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

1) put an 8 year old in the presidents office (jk)

2) elimination of arbitrary bandwidth cap on so-called "unlimited" internet service provider subscriptions"


3) I think the little tab on the sticker on the fruit from Chile ought to be bigger---sometimes it takes so long to get that sucker off that I just eat it.

4) Farm subsidies to prop up production of dark leafy greens such as kale and chard instead of cow corn

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Mar 10, 2010 8:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

1) put an 8 year old in the presidents office (jk)

2) elimination of arbitrary bandwidth cap on so-called "unlimited" internet service provider subscriptions"

3) I think the little tab on the sticker on the fruit from Chile ought to be bigger---sometimes it takes so long to get that sucker off that I just eat it.

4) Farm subsidies to prop up production of dark leafy greens such as kale and chard instead of cow corn

5) Add the following choice to every demographic survey:

"Unhyphenated American"

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Poster: stealyourwife Date: Mar 10, 2010 8:10am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

6) LEGALIZE IT!

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Poster: jglynn1.2 Date: Mar 10, 2010 8:21am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

1) put an 8 year old in the presidents office (jk)

2) elimination of arbitrary bandwidth cap on so-called "unlimited" internet service provider subscriptions"

3) I think the little tab on the sticker on the fruit from Chile ought to be bigger---sometimes it takes so long to get that sucker off that I just eat it.

4) Farm subsidies to prop up production of dark leafy greens such as kale and chard instead of cow corn

5) Add the following choice to every demographic survey:

"Unhyphenated American"

6) LEGALIZE IT!

7) Go back to the easier to open breakfast cereal packaging of yesteryear - I should not need a sharp implement to open my Rice Krispies

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Poster: barongsong Date: Mar 10, 2010 9:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

1) put an 8 year old in the presidents office (jk)

2) elimination of arbitrary bandwidth cap on so-called "unlimited" internet service provider subscriptions"

3) I think the little tab on the sticker on the fruit from Chile ought to be bigger---sometimes it takes so long to get that sucker off that I just eat it.

4) Farm subsidies to prop up production of dark leafy greens such as kale and chard instead of cow corn

5) Add the following choice to every demographic survey:

"Unhyphenated American"

6) LEGALIZE IT!

7) Go back to the easier to open breakfast cereal packaging of yesteryear - I should not need a sharp implement to open my Rice Krispies

8) Do away with anything that is "Safety Sealed For Your Protection"

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Mar 10, 2010 10:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

1) put an 8 year old in the presidents office (jk)

2) elimination of arbitrary bandwidth cap on so-called "unlimited" internet service provider subscriptions"

3) I think the little tab on the sticker on the fruit from Chile ought to be bigger---sometimes it takes so long to get that sucker off that I just eat it.

4) Farm subsidies to prop up production of dark leafy greens such as kale and chard instead of cow corn

5) Add the following choice to every demographic survey:

"Unhyphenated American"

6) LEGALIZE IT!

7) Go back to the easier to open breakfast cereal packaging of yesteryear - I should not need a sharp implement to open my Rice Krispies

8) Do away with anything that is "Safety Sealed For Your Protection"

9) Bonehead notices such as "Warning: Contents May Be Hot" on coffee cups to be henceforward banned in perpetuity.
9) addendum: any bonehead attempting to sue because, for example, they didn't realise their coffee would be hot to be immediately tarred and feathered.

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Poster: stealyourwife Date: Mar 10, 2010 9:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

My goodness...so many food related posts like yall gots the munchies! maybe number 6 should be bumped up to number 1 :)

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 10, 2010 6:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

Ha--I am right there with you on those fruit sticker doohickeys...damn, at my age, I am scratching and clawing, but can't bring myself to eat them just yet...my wife looks over at the hunk of fruit in the sink that I just hacked off with a butcher knife (sticker still attached to said piece) and says "what's wrong with that piece!?" and notices all the bruises and marks and scratches, and I just mumble something about how poorly the bag boy packaged it...

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Poster: mcgannahan Date: Mar 10, 2010 9:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Top Ten

1. bi-lingual nutrition labels on food products. i mean, what the fuck? can't these immigrants learn to read and speak english at some point before going to the welfare line?